Pete Wentz: Daddy

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All the gossip magazines are insisting that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, including slightly more reputable ones such as US Weekly.  Well, now we know why they got engaged, eh?  There have been no official statements from either, yet, but that’s probably because Pete is hiding under a table, quivering, with Papa Joe Simpson walking around the house with a baseball bat in one hand and a machete in the other.  As such, he hasn’t had time to post on any of his myriad blogs.

So, yeah. That’s that.  We’ll see what is true or isn’t when there are official statements  — remember, Christina Aguilera was pregnant for about a year and a half, according to magazines — but something tells me this one is true.

I guess neither of them ever heard of these new inventions called “the pill” or “a condom.”

The MTV reality show should be great, though….